Thursday 13 October 2016

6 best ways to lose a flight

I bet each one of us has lost a flight at least once


It happened to me when I finished my exams in astrology. 
How could I possibly be so stupid and plan two exams on same day and try to take a plane to London?
Well, I was. 

These are the best 6 ways to loose a plane in case you didn't know them already 

1. Get drunk the night before.  
I hate early flights and I try to do anything I don't have to take any. 
But if I go out the night before, it is better to do luggage in advance, not to go to sleep and just let the taxi drive along my home to pick up luggage and go to the airport. I know; the hostesses hate me due to the smell of old alcohol and sweat.



Photo Gallery of Dream 

Only in some special occasions, when I want to visit some places in one day, I take that first flight and the last to return. 

2. Take the sleeping pill far too late. 
Yep. If you have a flight at 4 am, You cant take the sleeping pill at 1 am. Unless you want to loose the plane. 
One of my old colleagues at the restaurant I used to work while in high school lost her plane to Rhodes in this way. She was working up to midnight  Once at home she thought it would be a great idea to sleep well before her one week vacation and she took a sleeping pill. 
The consequence was the she slept up to the late midday. It was a total surprise to me to see her in the work the day after. 
photo of Sleep Disorders


3. Leave everything to the last minute. 
I have a dog and sometimes we need to take her to the dog hotel. This have to be done the day before, although it costs me more than 20€ extra. I cannot leave it to the day I'm leaving. 
Nor should I start the Christmas Cleaning the day after (I regularly do to fix my ideas), since even Rome wasn't build in one day. 
You can clean once you are back. No one will take over your house if it's dirty, except rats. 


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4. Get ill
If I feel even a tiny little bit of sore throat, I start to take all the medicines I can few days before any trip. There is no such thing as garlic everywhere and I'm OK in one night. I will piss of the whole airplane  The one and only that will stop me is the flu that hits intestine. There is nothing to do about. 



photo of Indiana blooming University


5. Fall in love 
One of my friend felt in love the day before she was about to get on vacation with me. 
She was so blindfolded about this guy guy that she literarily left me to go alone. 
Once I got back she told me that this guy actually ignored her the whole time and it would have been better if she came with me. 



photo of WikiHow

6. Leave your documents at the Kitchen table
It is very common to me too that I put everything in order and separate the things that go to the luggage from those that are destined to my hand baggage. 
Once I took two boys to the airport that noticed only at the check-in that they have left their passports at the kitchen table. 

How did you lost your plane? 
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Time out

Hi folks

I need to take some time out, due to my job as a tour leader. 

I have been busy visiting Italy with a friend for nearly 8 days and will go to 4 regions in the next coming 20 days. 

I will have exciting new stories to tell you once I will be back from my trips. 

At the moment I am busy with copying text I need to study for my ultimate locations. 
My printer is like smoking from all those copies. And time to time it kind of stop for a protest. 
This is not going to be easy. 

I am also preparing 2 different luggage:
One to go to Sardinia, where temperature should still be around +14°C - +25°C
And an other one to go to central Italy, where temperature change from +5°C to + 25°C and where the weather can be anything; from rain to sun, from frost to snow. 

photo Midtown Luggage storage


I need to roll my clothes in order not to make them wrinkled, and take as little space as possible. 
Yes I have ssen all those tutorials from You Tube about how to occupy less space possible. I will use them when I come back with all the souvenirs. 
The point is that some clothes take littlw space, while some take a lot and I can't make them smaller, like shoes: I need a lots of shoes. 
I am "Imelda Marcos" of my own, I have to admit, since I love shoes and I can't go anywhere unless I have shoes for every possible occasion, like to dance, to walk, to "bath" and to walk in my hotel room. No, the bath slippers wont do. 


photo Style on Main




I am not quite sure wether I should take any bathing suit with me. There should be some nice days when the temperature rises up to nearly +30°C, but it is still October and the sea water temperature starts to get a bit too cold. That creates and other problem of "Imelda Marcosing": I can't choose just one !!!

photo of Royal Thigness


And now we are in the hand bags. This is another question I need to resolve. Do I really need like 10 handbags on my 20 day trip? I mean; I have that green skirt and yellow blouse so I need that one bag that fits my dress. 
Then I have those simil leather tights and huge T-shirt so I need a big handbag to go with it. And that sporty suit; definitely something easy. 
Why can't I just wear black and white? 

photo of Elle


I bet that the photos I download afterwords show me with same clothes, same shoes and with just one freeking hand back. 

(No... No photos of me in bikini's)

Wish me luck !!!